Well folks it's the dreaded time of the year for us senior citizens. Yesterday was my birthday and I really appreciate Bad Voodoo Platoon for their ingenuity of embarrasing this senior citizen I call "ME". For the first time, my team leader I call Sergeant JP all of a sudden invited me to the mess hall to have lunch..or is it dinner???wait, see I don't even recall anymore what was that meal for. Anyways, I got to the mess hall and to my surprise almost every Bad Voodoo was there....hhhhmmm, well kinda fishy but I tried not to say anything but I kinda have an idea on what they are up to. As I enjoy my meal, I see a lot of the Bad Voodoo guys staring at me smiling and all of a sudden everybody starts singing the oh my god dreaded song for a senior citizen "Happy Birthday to an old man song"... I just frost and don't know what to do except I guess smile and sing with them playing it of like the happy birthday song was for somebody else not me. I guess that didn't work when they mentioned my name and also the "what the #%@* look on my face". Well I kinda survived that mess hall incident but the next one that followed was some kinda BS on what they pulled on me, thanks to my PSG (plattoon sergeant for all my civilian friends). Well, my PSG who I have the upper most respect played me off like he's asking for his son to go to best buy with him so he can finally get his PS3. Ok then, he asked me to go with him to subway and with no hesitation (as an honor that I will outshine my fellow squad leaders) My PSG asking me to walk with him.... well if I would have known the surprise that followed...... Bad Voodoo Platoon messed with the old man again. Imagine what half of the platoon can do with a chocolate and cheese cake while I was walking with my good ol' PSG. Well, I will let you guys guess?...... I want to thank Bad Voodoo Platoon for taking care of the old man. This I think is one of the best b'days I ever had................NOT!!!
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